D-ONEEEE ONEEE ONEEE

I HAD to post something today because it's the
last day of the countdown and I'm SUPER happy.

But as it is 10.18am only, I do not have much to
write about, so I'll just post something that proves
that boys never grow up.

I know this because Jeremy is 22, and still tells me
jokes like this,

One day, a banana, a pickle, and a dick
were talking.

The banana said,
"My life sucks. When I grow big and fat,
they like to cut me up and eat me."

The pickle said,
"My life sucks more! When I grow big and
fat, they like to drown me in weird liquids
until I die."

The dick said,
"My life sucks the worst. When I grow big
and fat, they like to cover me up, throw me
in a dark room, and beat me against the wall
until I puke."

Hahahahahahah, super bad joke.

I still couldn't help but burst out laughing in Topshop though.
Quite embarrassing, but I am one who's used to/prone to
such shit.

Anyway ONE DAY MORE. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Actually it's exactly 24 hrs from now.

I'm so excited I could puke babies.

MY AVATAR

Since I don't know when, Jin's been drawing me as an
Ostrich. At first, it was all the hype about how I looked
like Lucy Liu (which i thought was bad enough).

But as time wore on.. I became a fucking ostrich.

So anyway, today, Jin, Janet, Yiwei and I got down to
watching AVATAR, WHICH IS DAMN FUCKING AWEZ
BTW, and he decided to draw me something.

Because he is a cb:





It's so sad how I keep de-evolutionizing.
From slutty looking actresss --> Animal --> Alien

Good life, great friends!

D-2 YAY OMG YAY

What I will be looking at in Korea on the 26th Dec while
you suckers stay in Singapore and look at the sun.

Muahahahahah

MUAHAHAHAHA

BUAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Kidding, in the light of X'mas I won't laugh at you through
the internet.

I'll just take photos of them, show you
AND LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!

Merry Christmas, spread the joy! :)

D-4

I thought about this today,
and before you start questioning,
yes it's a weird thought...

and 87% disgusting.
I would put 99% but it's so cliched,
and really I don't find it that gross.

Anyway, I've always wondered what I would
tell my son or daughter when it comes to the
time to talk about the birds and the bees.

I mean, it's quite a
'damned if you do, and damned if you don't'
kind of situation.

If I said, "let's talk about sex." They'd become
all "MUMMMMMM YOU SAID SEX!!!!!!!!"

And if I said, "ah.. erm.. birds and the bees.."
They'd say, "We're old enough for you to say 'sex'.'

(You get where I'm coming from.)

So, I thought about it a little, and decided I would
use a story of something I (almost!) did a long time
ago and would apply it to why they should always
use protection -- yes, omg, ah, so against Catholic
religion, but it's 2009 going 2010 and I'm on the side
of being realistic vs. idealistic.

BACK TO THE STORY, this is what I'd say:

"When I was 8, it was that phase where everyone
secretly brought their hamsters to school; And on one
very special day, my table partner brought hers and
kept it under our table.

During recess, I bought Malt Candy/Mai Ya Tang
which, coincidentally, is yellow and ate it in class.
When I was done, I threw it away, returned
to my desk and found a yellow blob on the table.

Thinking that it could've been candy, I almost licked
the yellow blob (yes damn gross but I was 8 so shut up).
BUT I decided I'd make sure, so I smelt it first.

And it was Hamster Urine.

WOW I was so relieved, so relieved that I still remember
the whole situation 12 years later. Amazing.

Moral of the story:
Shit can ALWAYS happen. Even with a 0.0001%
likelihood, as low as the chance of actually licking
hamster pee, you can still make a mistake you will
remember for the rest of your life.

Hence, Kids, it's always best to take precautions.
Use a Condom, but use your own money."

Really have to emphasize that last point.

Still.
I wonder how they'd take it.
I also wonder how my mum would take it if she found out
I'd be so liberal with my kids.